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Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

(Source: cowbellguy, via westcoastgoddess)

internetgf:

pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this

(via sweetperfectionx)

youngteenagecrime:

xxshad0wsxx:

pieces 

Want this as a tattoo

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

(via b0ring-m1nds)

secretslice:

Two of my favorite things in one! “Bob’s Burgers” AND hot guys!

(via melanitaaaaa)

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

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